quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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