No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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