You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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