Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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