I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
wow bdsm is so cute
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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