How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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