I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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