let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
