What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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