So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I think people are normalizing furries
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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