he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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