She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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