So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He passed out mid-signature
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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