does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
don't judge my taste in strippers
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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