absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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