i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed