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• (770): View more from Georgia

  cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

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  i said paris hilton

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  thats even worse

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS

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• (818): View more from California

  The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.

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