You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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