how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Dicks are not precious.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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