i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I need to align my fucking chakras
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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