I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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