Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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