3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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