Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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