he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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