I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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