he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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