as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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