You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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