i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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