Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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