Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish i was in the wii world.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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