Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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