it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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