This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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