alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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