Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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