did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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