And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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