i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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