hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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