i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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