He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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