You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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