I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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