Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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