that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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