we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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