You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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