she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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