Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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