I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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