It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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