So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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