well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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