Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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