She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need to calm my uterus...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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