Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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