these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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