Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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