And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
