Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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